This tumblr is what happens when you put a dumb girl online. Contains dirty jokes, cute boys, anything HP related and almost everything that landed on my dash. If you have stumbled upon this little world mine and you don't like it then all I can say is this...Stick it in your dirty juice box and suck it. : ] Bye!

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

I will GLADLY be the mother of your child. All of them.

sweetassfacialbears:

A little bit of Rogers in my life 
A little bit of Iron Man by my side 
A little bit of Tasha is all I need 
A little bit of Thor is what I see 
A little bit of Bruce in the sun 
A little bit of Hawkeye all night long 
A little bit of Loki here I am 
A little bit of you makes me your man 

hdhdhdudbdndusjnd

zelonaekkeoya:

thefaultygentleman:

artisticindulgence:

sweetsandpotatochips:

acciomydivision:

emilyisobsessed:

Number one rule guys.


 

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey

ALWAYS REBLOG A PHOTO OF YOUR LEADER NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER ONE RULE

The two creators met in prison, David in a scared straight program. Thought I’d share.

everybody-loves-castiel:

What has just happened on my dashboard ladies and gentlemen.

everybody-loves-castiel:

What has just happened on my dashboard ladies and gentlemen.

  • parents: thats my beautiful daughter
  • relatives: wow you get prettier every day
  • friends: you look adorable today
  • boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
dirtyavengerssecrets:

SUBMISSION
“I was describing the Avengers movie to someone the other night and I realized I can’t describe Clint without being incredibly turned on.”

dirtyavengerssecrets:

SUBMISSION

I was describing the Avengers movie to someone the other night and I realized I can’t describe Clint without being incredibly turned on.”

Lavender’s version of call me maybe.

Hey I just kissed you

And this is crazy

Why you with her?

You stupid ginger.